When you think things are already bad, there's always the possibility of something worse occurring. As it turns out, that's just what's happened as Mark Zuckerberg's sister, Randi Zuckerberg, has released one of the worst songs I've heard since We Built This City by Starship.
Mark Zuckerbergās sister āmusicallyā backs crypto
Released on Twitter, the musical equivalent of an anthrax attack was horrible let on the public without warning. Created to entice those who don't know about cryptocurrency, the musical display was instead praised by the already established crypto cult.
Randi Zuckerbergās musical escapade isn't an original piece. Instead, the billionaireās sister resorted to a āparody coverā of Adeleās 2015 single, āHelloā. Without any original songwriting, Randi Zuckerberg attempted to become a modern day Weird Al, but s**t.
Instead of Adeleās beautiful lyrics of longing over a faded love, this version attempts to explain cryptocurrency. Of course, just like everything crypto infects, the soul that powered Adeleās song is completely sucked out.
Lyrics include: āHello, can you hear me? A decentralized exchange lets you convert from A to Bā and āNo central bankers need apply. Iām going all in on this groundbreaking space. Donāt need bankers shoving web2 in my face.ā
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Make it stop
The musical attack on Twitter usersā eardrums doesn't do much to actually inform users about cryptocurrency. Zuckerbergās sister instead uses the opportunity to show off her surprisingly decent vocal skills with messy, anger-inducing lyrics.
In the Twitter post, the wannabe musician made sure to state āapologies Adeleā for butchering her beloved song. However, she forgot to include other apologies: an apology for every person who listened to the haunting crypto song.
Hilariously, Randi Zuckerberg didn't post the music video on her brotherās social media platform Facebook. Instead, the video is exclusive to Twitter and all of its users. What a gift they've granted us.