Baldur’s Gate 3 is a really horny game and that’s far from a secret if you’ve been following its hype. Despite everything we’ve seen thus far, one of the game’s writers claims that this is only the tip…of the iceberg.
John Corcoran, the senior writer at Larian Studios, spent the final weeks of development looking at the various character romances. Apparently, even he is surprised by just how horny the game is, claiming that the infamous bear sex scene is nothing compared to the final game.
“Spent the past week or so doing final tests on some companion romance arcs, and… damn, I’m still surprised at just how horny this game is. Bear’s got nothin’ on what’s still to come,” said Corcoran on Twitter.
Funnily enough, Corcoran was quick to mention that Baldur’s Gate 3 is also funny and dramatic. However, he doubles down a bit and claims this game’s lewd identity is up there with some of the smut Hollywood got away with in the ‘90s.
It will be interesting to see what can top getting down and dirty with a shapeshifter in bear form. Maybe players can bump uglies with a dragon? Suck on a cow’s udderly affection? Perhaps tentacle magic will be a thing, a lá all of those naughty animations you’ve been watching.
Anyone who’s played a game of Dungeons & Dragons will know how horny and violent things can get. Baldur’s Gate 3 definitely has that DnD spirit, which is why many are expecting to get screwed over by Karmic Dice. While Larian Studios has adjusted them properly, you never know what a dice roll can lead to.
The co-op also adds to that spirit, as your friends can interrupt any passionate or tender moment with their presence. Granted, they can’t stop these actions from happening but seeing them stay in place while you make out with a CG character should distract many.
Baldur’s Gate 3 is now available on PC, while the PS5 version comes out on September 6. An Xbox Series version is still in development, due to the Series S’ limits.