TikTok has denied reports that Elon Musk could potentially buy its US operations as "pure fiction," but let's be honest—fiction often makes for the best drama.
According to Bloomberg, Chinese officials might allow the sale of TikTok's US business if the Supreme Court upholds a law requiring ByteDance to cease operating from the platform by January 19.
The suggested buyer is Elon Musk, the world's wealthiest person and the recent purchaser of Twitter (now X).

Imagine TikTok's vibrant dance-offs merging with X's text-based chaos—a content cocktail as unpredictable as Musk's tweets. TikTok's $40-50 billion valuation is daunting, even for Musk.
Bloomberg speculates that he will have to sell some assets to close the deal. However, we can say nothing, as this is the same person who made Dogecoin a legitimate funding currency.
The situation escalates as the US government raises national security concerns, accusing TikTok of data snooping and propaganda spreading. TikTok has denied these allegations, claiming that the law violates First Amendment free speech rights. With the Supreme Court appearing dubious of TikTok's defense, the January 19 deadline looms large.
Adding a twist, YouTube sensation MrBeast also showed interest in purchasing TikTok. While Musk brings Tesla, SpaceX, and flamethrowers to the table, MrBeast offers giveaways and burgers. If MrBeast purchases TikTok, it may feature cash drops for every like—tempting but chaotic.
Meanwhile, Musk's close relationship with incoming President Donald Trump provides a political component. Trump, who previously advocated for TikTok's prohibition, now proposes delaying the sale to facilitate a "political resolution."
Given Musk's influence and China's strategic considerations, the story intensifies.

For now, TikTok's response is clear: "pure fiction." The story is great for Hollywood, whether it's Musk, MrBeast, or a surprise bidder (Bezos? Zuckerberg?).
If Musk buys TikTok, expect rocket-powered content trends and Dogecoin dances. What about MrBeast? He'll most likely challenge Musk to a TikTok duel, with the winner taking all.